I can finally stop itching. No more ointments, no more long fingernails, no more rash... it's finally over. Yes, I have now been married for EIGHT years so I've made it through the SEVEN year ITCH. Hard to believe it was eight years ago that I walked down the aisle (forgetting to put my veil over my face in all the excitement) and stood before Tim promising to love and cherish him for my whole life. I joke that my wedding ceremony was "funny" more than special because the rabbi forgot Tim was Jewish when he started his little sermon and thanked him for allowing a Jewish ceremony. Tim and I let him continue on this strange rant until finally I shouted, "You DO know he IS Jewish, right?". His response: "You're KIDDING! He IS?". We are so lucky to have this captured on video otherwise I wouldn't believe it myself. Anyway, it sure broke any tension that may have been in the room as the entire "audience" broke down in laughter. I swear I saw the rabbi downing at least 7 shots of tequila after that ordeal.