Prison is sounding good to me today. So I'm sitting here trying to figure out a good way to get myself there. The problem is that I'm not a huge risk taker, don't like violence, am really bad with confrontation, don't want to risk harm to my kids and would prefer not adding more kids to my brood so scaling a NYC building, getting in a bar brawl, robbing a bank, leaving my kids home alone and kidnapping are all out of the question. I think I'd have to either pee in public more than 100 times or pee ON a cop to land myself in a cell ,which takes too much time and is pretty nasty. I don't have very impressive boobs so flashing or streaking won't work. I'm really running out of ideas here.